Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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