I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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