We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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