addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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