what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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