I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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