dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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