butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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