We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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