soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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