Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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