I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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