so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
