that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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