Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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