Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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