hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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