so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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