is wine microwaveable?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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