What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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