sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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