tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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