How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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