Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
