But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Randomize
