I want to have your abortion
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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