He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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