This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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