People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
