Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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