ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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