you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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