do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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