Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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