I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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