I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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