She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
