I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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