Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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