that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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