so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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