It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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