I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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