He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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