I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
