i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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