if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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