no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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