problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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