Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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