My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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