She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I love you.
Bad choice
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