i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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