i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
