...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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